$STRAIGHT

Straight Coin — $STRAIGHT

No cap · no simp · est. 2026

The internet's most alpha memecoin.
Built by men who lift. Held by men who don't fold.

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Spec plate

One coin.
Zero cap.

No presale. No VC allocation. No team wallet quietly dumping on you at 3am. Just a plate everyone can carry.

Ticker
$STRAIGHT
Supply
1,000,000,000
Tax
0% / 0%
Liquidity
Locked & burned
Ownership
Renounced
Chain
Solana

Read it. Live it.

The Straight
Manifesto.

  1. 01Lift before you scroll.
  2. 02Sleep eight hours, doubt zero decisions.
  3. 03Diamond hands, iron will.
  4. 04No paper hands, no simping, no exceptions.
  5. 05Eat the dip like a meal.
  6. 06Never blink first.

Field manual

How to
get in.

01

Get a wallet

Download Phantom or any Solana wallet. Takes two minutes, no gym membership required.

02

Get SOL

Buy SOL on any exchange and send it to your wallet address.

03

Swap for $STRAIGHT

Head to pump.fun, paste the contract address, and ape in like you mean it.

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Stay straight

The plate
doesn't move.

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